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I thought that it would be better if i made a collection of all the Vijay messages I get and here is some of what I got

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Journalist:
Neenga nadikka varlana ennavagi iruppinga?
VIJAY: MBBS padichittu peria lawyerai rendu moonu bridge katti iruppen..
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Begger: ayya tharmam pannunga
VIJAY:500rs take it
VIJAY dad:yenda pichakaranku 500rs podura?
VIJAY:avar oru kalathula ennai vachu padam eduthavarpa . .
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Man1: enna andha theatre’la avlo kootam?
Man2: ‘VETAIKARAN’ padam paaka evano ticket reserve panni irukaan, avana paaka thaan ivvalavu kootam…!!
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Hi guys i’m in kaun banega crorepati..
I’m stuck in d final quest. If i answer dis i’ll b gettin 1cr.. Pls help me..
Question is
Name any 1 hit movie of Vijay?!!
:’(
Ther r no choices given, pls help..
;-)
And many more to come.. Keep visiting this page for more updates daily…

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The first glimpse of BLUE was unveiled at Cinemax in a grand media event by none other than Music Maestro A.R. Rahman, sound expert Resul Pookuty, Director Anthony D’Souza and Producer Dhilin Mehta as they presented a unique ‘Sound Promo’ of the film.

Audiences too will get a sneak peek of the extravaganza on their television screens and on the big screens too as the theatrical promo opens with the weekend releases. An underwater action thriller BLUE captures the fast paced action, above and below the ocean as never seen before in Indian Cinema!

All set to hit theatres this Diwali on October 16th, Blue is produced by one of the biggest production houses Shree Ashtavinayak Cine Vision Ltd., which has tossed out landmark films like Jab We met, Bhagambhag, Golmaal,  etc. And this time, producer Dhilin Mehta has once again defied norms and raised the bar in film-making.

Under the visionary direction of debutant Anthony D’Souza this oceanic spectacle features Bollywood stars like Sanjay Dutt, Akshay Kumar, Lara Dutta, Zayed Khan, Rahul Dev, & Katrina Kaif.

Having an amalgamation of Hollywood and Bollywood, the film boasts of the best technicians from across the world. The wild scenic beauty of the oceans has been captured by the underwater specialist cinematographer Pete Zuccarini, who has worked on Hollywood blockbusters like PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN and DEEP BLUE SEA.

That’s not all; the fast paced racy action has been choreographed by action director James Bomalick who had set our pulses running with THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS – TOKYO DRIFT earlier.

When you’ve got such stellar cast and crew, can the music be far behind? This all-round action packed grandiose has none other than Oscar Winner A. R. Rahman composing the tracks for the film with the winning combination of Resul Pookuty engineering the sound.

And just when you thought you’ve got the best combination, the icing on the cake comes in the form of International pop-sensation Kylie Minogue who has performed a special number in the film along with the leading cast of the film!!!

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Aaj Dil

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Blue Theme

Chiggy Wiggy

Fiqrana

Rehnuma

Yaar Mila Tha

ALL SONGS IN A SINGLE FILE 

The Sign Sin

Sorry viewers for the long long gap in my posting. I wouldn’t say that I was very busy but the reason for the delay in blogging was none other than my laziness. I will see to it that this incident will not repeat again. For the information of the readers I have completed my Bachelor’s Degree in first class (It has to be noted that if a person passes the exams he is given a first class). I have been totally jobless over the last two months after the completion of my examinations. This incident of my school time came to my mind while I was pondering over the happenings in my life so far. I think most of the people out here would have faked the signature of someone in their life which is most likely to be their dad or mother (for the sake of school in progress reports) and I am no exception to this case. This incident happened in my fifth standard and the name of the teacher was Hemalatha (if I am correct). She was my science teacher at the time and she had asked my parents to come and meet her for some mischievous activity of mine which I do not remember now. My dad was strict and he didn’t like this kind of activities so I feared a lot about the consequences I was about to face. It was about the end of the academic year and this made me think of an idea. The idea was that if I could manage a month or so without letting my parents meet the teacher, she would forget it in the new academic year. So I kept giving lame excuses for my parents not able to come. She started doubting whether I had informed the parents about the issue and so she wrote the issue in my school diary and asked me to get signature from my dad. I didn’t know what to do as if I got caught I would be smashed to death for two reasons (one the real one and the other for lying). Here too I thought criminally (:P) and faked my dad’s signature with a little help from a carbon paper (there was no trace of the use of a carbon paper.. such was the care I took for faking the sign). The next day I showed it to my teacher although she wasn’t fully convinced that it was dad’s signature she could do nothing about it. Thanks to the underdevelopment of scientific technologies in those days (since no mobile phones where there it wasn’t that easy to communicate with parents as of now). Eventually I won as the academic year came to an end and I solved off the matter without my parents knowing about it. To my surprise the teacher wasn’t present in the school in the following academic year and I heard that she had switched her job. I was happy at that moment but I had some guilt in my later years. I just couldn’t figure out from where I got the guts to fake my dad’s signature as it was those days in which I used to get beatings for not getting first rank (the situation completely changed after reaching college as I even got arrears in my degree).

YNWA- You’ll Never Win Anything

I wanted this post to be too harsh on one of my friends but I eased it out to go as time went on and this was one of the reasons why there wasn’t an update on my blog. It all went good between me and my friend till last month’s match which caused a heated arguement and eventually in break up. It was common among us friends to be teasing the team supported by friends and speaking proud of the team supported by the person. It was the semifinals of the most coveted trophy in Europe and his team( Arsenal) got heavy thrashings from my team(Manchester United) at their home which is considered to be a big downfall in football. As usual I made fun of his team and the day went on. The team that he supported in the second semifinals(Barcelona) too was on the verge of losing the match and I was on cloud 9 as Barcelona would have been a tough opposition to Manchester United in the finals. My so called friend couldn’t tolerate to see both his team crash out of the tournament and this caused him to burst into words and got into a heated arguement. None in the scene was able to find out the root cause of the arguement as he was something like mad. I just left it out as I didnt want any fights while watching the match. I just dont know why these **** ****ing ******** cant accept that Manchester United are the champions or the better team. Let me ask one question.

Manchester United- 11 titles in 17 years and in that a hat-trick of titles twice.
Arsenal-2 titles in the same period
Liverpool-none
and they are telling that Manchester United are lucky to have won the titles. I just dont see how people see winning 11 titles in 18 years as luck. Isn’t it stupid to be telling tat God favoured Manchester United all the times. They won because they are the better team. Start accepting the truth. It will be more humourous if you listen to the speeches given by Liverpool manager Rafa Benetiz( the reason why liverpool hasn’t won a title with a good squad is this man) across the year over the rivals Manchester United.
  • Manchester United is a one man team (Ronaldo)!
  • Manchester United has more resources!
  • Manchester United has lost more games than Liverpool!
  • The weather; 30% less rain in Manchester than in Liverpool!
  • Manchester United pays the officials!
  • The officials support Manchester United!
  • The media supports Manchester United!
  • Other team support Manchester United!
  • Manchester United is a two man team (Ronaldo and Rooney)!
  • Manchester United has scored fewer goals than Liverpool!
  • Manchester United is a three man team (Ronaldo, Rooney and Ferdinand)!
  • The fixture list was fixed!
  • Manchester United had a head-start on Liverpool on building current side!
  • “Well, Manchester United was the better team this season BUT that was just because we wanted them to win. We have in fact won way more than 18 titles, we have kept 5 war titles somewhere just for a moment like this, so our total tally is in fact 23.”
  • If Torres had played more and if Gerard had played more and if Torres had scored more than Liverpool would have a record of 93 points.
  • Liverpool logic; Liverpool is the best team in Europe and thus the best team in England.
  • Manchester United is a four man team (Ronaldo, Rooney, Ferdinand and Vidic)!
  • Liverpool logic; Liverpool did the ‘double’ over Manchester United.
  • Liverpool logic; “What a great performance” > 4-4 against Chelsea. If that is not a worth a PL cup than nothing is!
  • “Points are not a good indicator of the best team” (Benitez 15.05.2009)
You can see that the points given by their manager are ridiculous, contradictory and childish. All that I want to tell Liverpool fans is that YNWA- You’ll Never Walk Alone

TAGGED

Hmm .. Tagged by Vani and I need to tell the secrets about me. If I tell those then that will be not secrets so am planning to keep them for myself(:)). When I looked into the blogs of the fellow tagged bloggers they had given information about themselves and I also find it the apt one to tell something about me which most people knows(:))

  • To start with I am a computer maniac and there is no chance that I can be living without my computer(which could have been possible three years earlier). My computer is more or less like a right hand to me and I would be helpless if it does not function even for an hour.
  • I love football very much. Interest towards football increased due to the corruption and the match fixing that took place in cricket and I am collecting my own library of footie things these days(Unga kitta yethachum iruntha enaku kuduthu help pannunga).
  • What most of the people won’t believe is that I had undergone Karate classes for six years and got till Brown belt(the next one is the black belt. nambungappa unmailaye enakku avalavu theriyum karatela).
  • I sleep like Kumbakarnan. Friends here at hostel find it difficult to wake me up in the past few years(feel sorry for them :D ). I have slept continously for 16 hours and sleeping 10 hours a day is my routine(no offenses for this point).
  • I got a prize for dance in my school and it was my first stage performance( haven’t got the guts to get into the stage again).
  • SSN has given me practice to watch all junk tamil movies. Believe me I have seen movies which you may not even heard. For eg: pathu pathu, iruvar matum, yaarukko yaro and many more like this.
  • I dont have much passion in reading books either be it my subject books or novels as I dont find that much of free time( nanga ellam ore busy).
  • I hook up with my internet always and be searching something useless always. Researched on earning online for a long period of time and atlast am happy earning some money to meet my needs these days.
  • I make friends easily and have a very large circle of friends which at sometimes I think is the problem with me. But having friends is nice for both helping and obtaining help.
  • I find it hard to make some more points about me. Hmmm.. Here comes the next one. I hate the Indian education system where there is no point for real talent and excellence.
  • Most of you people will be jealous of me when you come to know that I have movie stuffs for around 1 TB with me in my system. For strong hearted people see my movie list here.

I think that wraps up the points. Now I tag Gracy to tell the world about her secrets.

Living Back Memories- Part II

Even before entering the department in the second i.e. before the end of the first year I got famous among a couple of staffs( thanks to my friend because of whom I got involved in the matter which has no connection to me. I wasn’t able to make a good impression of myself on them and I also didn’t care about that much).

Atlast I too became a senior and entered the second year with a lot of anxiety to rag the juniors who will be coming to the college. But then came the big blow to us. We would have hardly ragged our juniors for about a week when the rules of our college( I was aware that even my college  had rules only at that time)  got stricter and they started suspending guys for even speaking with juniors( Suspension is a no big matter as most of the time students bunk the classes). That’s the end of ragging in SSN and I can assure you that there isn’t ragging now in SSN and even if it is there it is of the mildest form and I can gaurantee you that. Because of this the gap between us and the juniors came and it didnt matter as we were close with our seniors.
As I have already mentioned in the blog it was during the start of the third semester that I bought my new computer and I was enjoying life to its core. Of all the semesters I would tell that I enjoyed the most in the third semester. Not to forget the birthday parties and the symposiums of other colleges we attended(notable one for me was SRM as I went through a couple of rounds. Also won’t forget it because I got scoldings from my friend for not seeing her goin to her college but it was fate and had nothing to do with me). It was in the second year that I got involved in the symposiums and culturals( obviously gaming than no coding matters). I was amazed at the crowd that came for PARADIGM 07. Hats off to the organizers to make it the best among the best that had happened so far. Had some bad moments too in the fourth semester and it was at that I concentrated fully on computers and started spending 24*7 on my PC. That made me more lazy and started bunking whole day classes. In my first year I would go to college daily and bunk a couple of periods daily. This improved in the second year as I started to bunk atleast one full day apart from the individual periods a week. Still my internals was average and I managed to get through the papers easily. Everything went on fine for me till my second year when the unexpected twist came in the third year. To be continued.. 

Machedaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Watching sports is liked by most of the people because of the excitement present in the game and some for their passion for the sport and the other for their favorite players in the team which plays the game. I watch football for all these reasons and hence it provides me a lot of excitement. My favorite team is Manchester United and favorite player is David Beckham. Manchester United is known to win a lot of trophies and this can be easily seen from the success they have achieved in the last decade.
These are the details of the trophies won from the year 1990 in England which has been an era in which Manchester United dictated football in England

European Championship-3
UEFA Super cup -1
UEFA Cup winners -1
FIFA World Cup -1
Intercontinental Cup -1
English Premier League- 10
F.A. Cup -5
Carling Cup -3
Community Shield -8

This clearly shows the domination of the team in England and not to forget they became the first and only team so far in England to win the treble( League, League Cup and European Championship)
Manchester United are known to win the trophies late on match by giving stunning comebacks which the opponents do not expect. No one on earth will be able to reproduce the win that scripted Manchester Untied’s name on the European trophy. Can you imagine anyone coming back in the last 2 minutes of the game and score two goals to win the trophy(Thanks to Beckham’s two setpieces that were responsible for the goals). This season they were in winning spree when the tight schedule and the injury problems made the players tiresome and they lost a couple of matches. Unlike other teams who rely on talented players Manchester United has a correct balance of experienced and young talent and one of the new founds of the season is Kiko Macheda. The young Italian made a dream debut at Old Trafford(one place on earth where I want to go so badly) by scoring a goal in the extra time of the match with an absolute kick of the ball which only most of the experienced players are able to produce. He once again came as a super sub in the match that took place yesterday and netted the winner once again. I would define that this is the defining moment of the season and this would have a significant effect if United lifts the trophy at the end of the season. SAF has not failed the fans and he has proved it once again. Hats off SAF and UNITED .. We have faith on you. Glory Glory Man United..

Living back memories – Part I

I just can’t believe that I have reached the end of my college life this quick. It has been a very fast four years and I have experienced quite a lot of new experiences in my life and I can tell clearly that SSN and Chennai has taught me the life to live in the world.

I can still remember the first day when my mom and dad left me in the hostel. I cannot describe that feeling. I have certain fears about the ragging that usually happens in colleges and also was excited a bit about being alone which gives a maturedness to a person and also some worry because that I am leaving my mother. I dont know how many of you readers will be believing me if i said that I was crying alone that I missed my mother in my late nights for almost one month since I entered the college( The state is totally different in these days though) . I entered the hostel on one nice Friday and for the two days which was weekend there was no ragging in hostel and I was quite surprised by the discipline of the fellow seniors and thought that the college would be strict and that is the reason for all those things. But I was wrong, everything was so only for the first weekend and things got into existence and the so called ragging started out. Ragging went on through the whole first semester atleast till all the seniors have seen our faces. At first I didnt like it but as time went on I started liking it and was also happy that all these things happened. Because of this most of the seniors because very close to me( ore ponna sight adikura alavukku close agitom). Of all the ragging that took place the one I would want to share is the one done by my school senior who asked me to act like Vijaykanth( really a tough one). The other ones were normal like what school have you been, how many gfs you have(obviously I had none then. ippa kooda rombha kammi than) and some more questions which cannot be revealed in public(:P). Another important thing that all would ask to do is to sing and dance. I am right now laughing at the moment while typing this thinking of how the hell I have sung and danced in first year( atha patha seniors evalavu paavamnu ippa than thonuthu).
It was after coming to college that I became somewhat bolder and mingled with people easily. It was this Chennai and my age that made me speak to girls. I don’t speak much (speak very rarely) to girls at school( Planning to do a post on this one too in the near future). Enakunnu pathu I had a girl as my lab partner in my first semester that too one from Kovilpatti( her name was Kavitha from EEE). Had very normal talks with her and contact with her broke right before the end of the first semester( Nambungapa enakku serious ah apa kadala poda theriyathu). The one thing which made me happy in the college life was my mobile. I was given a mobile by my dad so that I can speak with my home everyday but I enjoyed a lot texting messages and browsing internet via GPRS in my mobile( that was my only timepass throughout my first year). Then came the cricket tournament in the hostel and it brought some interaction within our fellow year people and we used to practice vigorously for the event. Although we lost the tournament in the first round I liked the unity that existed among the guys and that led to many of my existing friendships.
It was here in first year that I started learning things such as bunking classes, watching movies(mokka movies) and many more. It was my friend Joseph Prashanth who taught me the art of bunking classes. But he is a rogue as he has good name with all the staffs and no one complaints when he bunks the classes. Another unforgettable incident in first year is that once we friends all went to the super duper hit movie of Aathi and it was too late that we didn’t get transport service to return from Kelambakkam to my college and it was around 5km distance and hence we had no other option than walking all the way to the college. It was around 12 in the night and was quite a strange experience. I hadn’t had another chance to do so. The former part of the first year I was much sincere and used to study atleast once a week but the latter part was the seed for what I am today, and that can be clearly seen from the graph of my marks obtained in the university exams. 

Even one of my staffs made fun of me with my marks in my third year but I did not seem to care about it. First year was the most enjoyed year in my college life and I would love to relive it as the seniors present at that time were also brilliant and at the same time enjoyed life to the most. Many more to come in the life at SSN and one post is obviously not enough to meet it so this will be continued in the consequent posts.

I am a CREATOR

I was looking through the blog of one my friends Grace when she had suggested to take up a intelligent test if the readers were free. Obviously I had no work to do at the time and I went up to take up the test. Once again I call upon you readers to take up this test only if you are free as it has some blah blah 76 questions to test your intelligence. Inspite of all the warnings given there I took up the test and this is what the result came for my exam 
Readers can also see my result in a detailed form here

As per the results given by the website I am an ESFP- The “Entertainer”
Preferences: Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving

Primary Function: Extraverted Sensing

Temperament: SP (Creator)

ESFP Population

Total: 9.5%
Male: 8%
Female: 11%

Secondary Function: Introverted Feeling

Tertiary Function: Extraverted Thinking

Least Function: Introverted Intuition

Some famous ESFP People in the real world: Bill Clinton, Marilyn Monroe, Ronald Reagan, Elizabeth Taylor.

So if you are also jobless like me I call upon you to take the test and leave back the link to your results so that it may be known to all.

The most reliable thing in the world

I think by this time all of you know that two things that cannot be separated in the world is myself and my PC. It would be too bad of me if I don’t spend some time in writing and dealing with my PC after all the works it has done to me in these three years of time. My dream of having a personal PC started out as soon as I entered the college as my dad has given me assurance that I can have my own PC in hostel right from the start of the second year. I waited for that day right from the day I entered college. Most of my first semester went on in ragging and getting along with friends that the thought of computer was secondary for me when compared to the new surrounding in which I was.( I had never been in a hostel before that. But the fact is that I love hostel life the most now). It was during my second semester that I was desperate in need of a system as I was finding it difficult to kill time. First year of my college life came to an end and my dad bought me a computer as promised a year before. I was the most happiest guy on that day and I started spending time moderately on computer( believe me). It was a situation in the later half of second year which made me more dejected in life and my PC was my only consolation and it was during this time that I started to spend 20 hours of a day in computer( u need to believe this too :D ). You may think by now that as I love my PC this much I would have spent money on it too. Yes you are correct. I spent more than the cost of the PC to upgrade it and I do it constantly and it has become more frequent after I started earning out on my own. Thanks once again to my PC for showing me a means to earn out my living. All the cost I have spent has been only on upgrades and nothing has been spent out for the repair of the parts inside it. I keep wondering some times about the lifetime of a PC. Some of my friends say it is hardly three- four years and so it is as I read in a lot of forums over the internet. But that time period is for normal usage, say 10 hours per day at the maximum. But I use my PC 24*7 round the clock and give it some rest only when I visit my native( U must not forget that I go for my native only once in six months or atleast four months). I have persuaded my mind that the lifetime of my PC is about to end and I can see it from the execution of it in the recent days. It gets irritated in a months period and sometimes it gets switched off and will not boot on for a day(It thinks that it is the only way in which I will give rest to it). I haven’t felt happy for the malfunctioning of my PC and it happened the first time in the last weekend when it didn’t boot up for two days. The reason for that is that I am in plan of buying a brand new laptop after the end of my college. It would have been in this week had my motherboard failed me. So now I have to wait a couple of more months to lay my hands on my laptop. So you people can see my with my laptop in some quick time.